Tuesday, August 4, 2009

ISM'S vol 2

My mind is like a steel trap rusty and illegal in 37 states.

Beat the 5 o clock rush, don't go to work.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

'Cancel my subscription I don't need your issues.

"Free advice is worth what you paid for it"

Practice safe lunch use a condiment.

"if at 1st you don't succeed, call it version 1.0", it's a great way to cover up failure.

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