Why Jan Brewer sucks

How can you be a strong, independent woman and still be a Republican? I seriously wonder because it truly boggles the mind. 'Course, I also save precious few brain cells (daily, mind you) contemplating how minorities and the gay can be Republicans as well.

I don't get it. Did they take the Blue Pill instead of the Red Pill or something? I mean, what the shit would Neo think of all this?!

What the hell is wrong with ... is a community-driven diary series that seeks to make a complete mockery of the very worst of all Republican operatives, both high-level and low-level. Granted, that's totally easy to do, but I will look at the week's biggest fuck-ups and happily rip them to metaphorical shreds.

Jan Brewer is a racist and opportunist ideologue, but I bet I don't have to tell you any of this. As most of you are already aware, Ms. Brewer is the present governor of the much-maligned state of Arizona, which is much-maligned for a very good reason.

And that's because, sincerely, SB1070 is a fucking racist piece of crap that's not fit to line my bird cage. Which probably would've worked as a stronger analogy if I had a bird, which I don't.

Dude, she's a certified (or was once, at one time) "Radiological Technician", a career path she sought specifically because of her father's illness and death (due to toxins he was exposed to while in the U.S. Navy), when she was 11. I applaud her decision to get this certification, especially as a testament to her dad, but I'm thinking that being the governor of an American state may inspire oh, I don't know, some more education or something.

But that's just me.

Governor Brewer is (WARNING: shocker ahead!) a Christian and she touts the Life in Christ Lutheran Church as her home base. Where she chills with her white-only religious homeys. Unfortunately, like most Republican "Christians", she uses her powers in deference to Darth Vader and not Obi-Wan Kenobi:


I find the cognitive dissonance here downright stunning. Ya know, since she doesn't give a flying fuck about being "free" if you're brown and all. But what do I know? Maybe she's oppressed!

Also, sorta funny about that "creativity, determination and entrepreneurial spirit" thing. I don't normally consider apartheid any of the above, but I'm strange that way.

Jan Brewer believes that guns don't kill people, people kill people.

And you should see which assholes have contributed to her campaigns over the years, but it would come as a surprise to no one. It's not even worth it to list them, they're so old and tired.

Last, but certainly not least, Jan Brewer hates kids and PO' folk.